As anybody who has not been out of the country for the last three months will be aware the political progressions in the magickal Eastern zones has allowed Increased freedoms and scope for travel in these new liberated country of white light.
Since the destructions of the wall of Chorizon it is now possible for nearly anyone to travel freely in the Astral Light.
Fully paid up subscribers to the hastily formed Satellite Astral B Satellite televisual company may however have The increased protection of increased service from a company that’s been in the Astral tours business for centuries.
Explore on your own the wonders of this mythical ancient’ realm.
The realm of the Gods was how one critic described this new inner land-Now freer than at any other time in recorded History.
Don’t miss this opportunity it may never be ‘repeated again.
Due to the obviously Increased demand for this journey of a lifetime it is now necessary to send a full description of aims. Direction of travel and duration before you leave to your local Astral Police PLC station. Where permission will be decided and safety as to the journey evaluated and ensured.
Please note that due to the few infiltrators that ruin it for the rest it is now no longer possible to state as destination any remotely political location. Nor any remotely political Aims on the police permission forms. (Please also note that the use of blood in filling out forms is no; longer required) Order your space in the white light NOW
The Astral purity society have stated that the ’Light is clear pure and punchy . . .. Hardly yet bullish and can make you a lot of money. For your continued enjoyment however please observe these simply rules:
No Drugs what so ever on the astral plane.
Please do not use offensive or Pagan language to the guides 
Subversive behaviour of any type will not be tolerated.
Although we have invested millions of dollars to ensure
Your enjoyment and safety please note that we can take no responsibilities for any encounters with the odd. Malignant Demon Incubi Succubi or Pagan Demi gods that exist beyond our control may be wandering in the Astral Plane TM. Remember also that although the zone is a “ Nature Reserve “ please observe the rules and avoid speaking to the wood spirits and water nynths who may tell you that they have some ancient knowledge. or some such trivia to pass on. 
We are doing all we can to eradicate these pests but as such they endure
Rewards are offered by the Astral Police for information leading to the arrest of any “ Unauthorised Astral Entities” These take may be any form but Validity of these entities can be tested by demanding to see their “Christo pass card as any forms of Pagan Origins are outlawed from the light.
We are here to ensure your complete enjoyment of this unspoilt ancient place in safety and air conditioned televisual sealed tube transporter
We also publish many guide books and manifest light plastic entities models which you may purchase in the foyer after “take off”.l 
And to turn the page to find the old Gods come back from hiding under a thin veil of disguise to make unoffensive their form in the new dark age of Christianity.
Such a s when a traveller comes into a village pub to ask
directions and to sit a while to drink. The villagers see it
is Odin back from the underworld in disguise of-modern dress
although the design is over larger than that is realism a Hawthorn walking stick and dark over sized cloak and hat obscuring one eye and the faint smell of cinnamon: 
this being a corrispondent to the planet mercury : protector
of all travellers. The villagers in fear disbelief and confusion give the traveller beer in plenty for free. Walking where there are cars and modern implements of transportation a walker with a destination lacking conjures fear and mystification. The price of the beer sacrifice no where near out 
weighs the burden of doubt the simple ritual lifts-.
The mythical old gods return with vengence in unrelated out-
posts of the imagination. In certain fictional works their power characteristics return. They are the first know attempts at building block reality constructs,  and although the mass media have put their meddaling nose into the astral light more than once spreading distortions across its surface with television personalities and realistic social dramas so they-think.  The light remains clear and the images of the ancient ones comes through clear when ever an artist writer. . . Magickian having a mental block falls into free-fall chaos.             
Images of the cinnamon god come through in characteristic disguise a shape changer when ever possible, mutates into forms that will last through the dark ages. worm their ways into pulp fiction and soap opera banalities.  Riding thru the middle ages on a horse. In the form of death a skeleton with over sized hawthorn spear and dark cloak riding after country folk loitering by a cross roads. . .Two Ravens squawk over head rules the dead and the lost spirits chases the plague across Europe. with two wolves lurching at the dead. .riding out across the sky from Glastonbury Tor leading the dead souls out across on their play day of Huntingmoon, Halloween,  the break between the two worlds.